Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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