I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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