theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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