Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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