Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize