no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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