it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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