real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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