I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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