The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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