ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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