I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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