Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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