You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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