it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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