Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
