like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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