all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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