Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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