We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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