oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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