She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
