so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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