just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
