"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I looked at my own cervix.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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