i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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