I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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