so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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