my sisters under your porch take her home
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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