school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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