The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
try to milk me bitch
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