I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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