Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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