i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
