every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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