If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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