it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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