i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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