I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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