can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
where are you?
Hypothermia
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
