So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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