Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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