STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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