your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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