Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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