I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just had sex bonerless
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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