a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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