I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
