Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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