I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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