So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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