ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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