i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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