I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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