He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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